All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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