white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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