I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
