Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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