So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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