Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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