my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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