yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he was CRYING into my vagina
only you would photoshop your dick
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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