Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
