How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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