pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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