I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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