Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
someone owes me an orgasm
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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