Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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