As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
