Small penises have feelings too.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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