So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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