i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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