"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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