Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just gift wrapped bread.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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