Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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