I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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