btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
