Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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