i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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