So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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