what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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