It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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