we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
