Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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