Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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