hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
