i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Bring me that man meat
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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