even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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