i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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