New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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