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mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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