They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
MIDGETS
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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