Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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