I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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