normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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