He is an equal opportunity slut.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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