Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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