So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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