Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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