Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's like iHOP with fire
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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