is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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