STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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