I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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