so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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