so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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