Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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