Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
