I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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